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{{Best}} Happy Holi 2018 Jokes for Friends and Relatives

Aapke life mein mithaas ho Cadbury jaise,
Rounak ho Asian Paints jaise,
Mehak ho Axe jaise,
Tazgi ho Colgate jaise,
Aur tension-free rahe Huggies jaise.
Happy Holi ..!!
Holi par sabhi ko sabhi rango se milkar ek rang,
Apko mile jo Aapki khushiyon ko rangin bana de.
Happy Holi To You & Your Family

Million Dollar Question – Use less water for Holi.
Bataaiye Paani ke bina Insaan kaise marega
Ans. Paani nahi hoga to insaan tairega kaise?
Aur tairega nahi to doob jayega.
So conserve water, have Happy Holi!!!
Pinku (Rinku Se): Kya Baat Hai Aaj Khile Khile Lag Rahe Ho?
Rinku: Majboori Thi Yaar!
Pinku: Kya Thi Majboori?
Pinku: Yaar Holi Pe Logo Ne Itne Rang Laga Diye Ke Nahana Pad Gaya!
Warna Maine Toh Baisakhi Ke Mele Mein Nahana Tha!.

Dekho Ji.!
Saaf kehna Sukhi Rehna!
Abhi Msg Kar Diye He,
Q ki kal 1 rupya Katega
WISH U VERY
@HAPPY [email protected]
Tyohar Apni Jagah he,
aur Bill Apni Jagah.
SAMJHE

Happy Holi Sa !!!
‘Me ja ja jovu hu,
Mane tharo chahero dikhe hai,
Ii thaaro kusur koni,
Salo sab chahero aaj rangeelo hai !!!’
Sabhi Pushkarna Parivar ko Bhagirath Vyas parivaar, Khamgaon ki aur se Holi ki Shubhkamnaye!!!
!!! HAPPY HOLI !!!

Apun wishing you a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast and dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
‘Happy Holi’.
Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya,
Humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya,
Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?
Happy Holi..:)


Aaz is azadi ke awasar par hame ye rakhi ka tyohar acche se manana chahiye aur gharon me deepak jalane chahiye kyonki aaj hi ke din gandhiji ne ravan ko maar kar amerika ko aazad karaya tha, Isliye aap sabhi ko ek baar phir janamdin ki shubhkamnaye. Hota hai hota hai anyway Wish u all a very colourful holi!

A touch of green i send to u.
A drop of blue to cool the hue.
A tinge of red for warmth
&
zest for a colorful HOLI!
Happy & Colorful Holi.
Holi par aapko
“Vivah”ki wife,
“Dhoom”ki bike,
“Don”ki life,
“Krrish”ka josh,
“Babul” ka dular aur
“Umravjaan” ka pyar mile………………….funny holi sms 2018
Lal “RANG” suraj se,
nila “RANG” asma se,
hara “RANG” hariyali se,
gulabi “RANG” gulab se,
tamam khushiya mile apko,
ye dua karte hai hum dil se.
“HAPPY HOLI”

Hawa ke Hath Paigam Bheja Hai,
Roshani ke Jariye 1 Arman Bheja Hai,
Fursat Mile To Kabul Kar Lena Is Nachiz Ne,
Rango ke Tyohar ka pyar bheja hai.
MENE RANG LAGAYA APKO
LAL GULABI NEELA PEELA
KEHDO PYAR SE HAPPY HOLI

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